Teacher to Student: Homework Kyu hani kiya...?
Student: Sir light nahi thi..!
Techer- To mombatti jala leta...!
Studnet: Machis nahi thi...!
Teacher:- Why ? Kuy nahi thi ?
Student : puja ghar mai thi...
Teacher: to ley aata ...
Student : nahaya nahi tha,,,,
Teacher : Nalayak nahaya kyu hani tha....?
Studnet : Panni nahi tha....
Teacher : Aary pani kyu nahi... tha....?
Student : Sir moter nahi chal rahi thiiiii.........
Teacher : Ab tumhare moter ko kya hua, Kyu nahi chal rahi thi...?
Student : sir kitni bar bolu light nahi thi...!
