Student and Teacher Jokes, SMS

Teacher to Student: Homework Kyu hani kiya...?   

Student: Sir light nahi thi..!

Techer- To mombatti jala leta...!

Studnet: Machis nahi thi...!

Teacher:- Why ? Kuy nahi thi ?

Student : puja ghar mai thi...

Teacher: to ley aata ...

Student : nahaya nahi tha,,,,

Teacher : Nalayak nahaya kyu hani tha....?

Studnet : Panni nahi tha....

Teacher : Aary pani kyu nahi... tha....?

Student : Sir moter nahi chal rahi thiiiii.........

Teacher : Ab tumhare moter ko kya hua, Kyu nahi chal rahi thi...?

Student : sir kitni bar bolu  light nahi thi...!





Chuha aur Sher Jokes on Jungle and Nasha, Funny Jokes, SMS, Good SMS, Good Jokes

1 cheetah CIGRATE pine hi wala tha ki achank !
1 chuha aakar bola bhai : chod do y nasha aao mere sath, Dekho y Jangal kitna khubsoorat hai, aao duniya dekho....?

cheeta nay 1 pal socha aur chohey k sath daudane laga...

Aage DRUGS ka nasha karte hue hathi dikha !
Chuha: Hathi mere bhai.. chod do y nasha aao mere sath, Dekho y Jangal kitna khubsoorat hai, aao duniya dekho....? hathi bhi join ho liya...

Aage 1 sher WISHKEY ka peg bana raha tha ?
chuhe ne use bhi same bola....
sher na glass side me rakhkar chuhe to 5-6 thappad mare....

Hathi Seer say: ye kya kar rahe hooo.....?
are ye to hame jindgi ki tarf ley ja raha hai...!
Kyun mera bechare ko ?

Sher:.... Yeh kamina jab bhi BHANG pita hai  aise hi bolta hai..
3 bar pura jangal ghum chuka hu iske sath.....?

Ha.. Haaa....