Student and Teacher Jokes, SMS

Teacher to Student: Homework Kyu hani kiya...?   

Student: Sir light nahi thi..!

Techer- To mombatti jala leta...!

Studnet: Machis nahi thi...!

Teacher:- Why ? Kuy nahi thi ?

Student : puja ghar mai thi...

Teacher: to ley aata ...

Student : nahaya nahi tha,,,,

Teacher : Nalayak nahaya kyu hani tha....?

Studnet : Panni nahi tha....

Teacher : Aary pani kyu nahi... tha....?

Student : Sir moter nahi chal rahi thiiiii.........

Teacher : Ab tumhare moter ko kya hua, Kyu nahi chal rahi thi...?

Student : sir kitni bar bolu  light nahi thi...!