FUNNY USEFUL WORK PHRASES

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.


2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.


3. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.


4. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.


5. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.


7. How about never? Is never good for you?


8. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

9. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.


10. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


11. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.


12. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.


13. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.


14. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.


15. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.