Student and Teacher Jokes, SMS

Teacher to Student: Homework Kyu hani kiya...?   

Student: Sir light nahi thi..!

Techer- To mombatti jala leta...!

Studnet: Machis nahi thi...!

Teacher:- Why ? Kuy nahi thi ?

Student : puja ghar mai thi...

Teacher: to ley aata ...

Student : nahaya nahi tha,,,,

Teacher : Nalayak nahaya kyu hani tha....?

Studnet : Panni nahi tha....

Teacher : Aary pani kyu nahi... tha....?

Student : Sir moter nahi chal rahi thiiiii.........

Teacher : Ab tumhare moter ko kya hua, Kyu nahi chal rahi thi...?

Student : sir kitni bar bolu  light nahi thi...!





Chuha aur Sher Jokes on Jungle and Nasha, Funny Jokes, SMS, Good SMS, Good Jokes

1 cheetah CIGRATE pine hi wala tha ki achank !
1 chuha aakar bola bhai : chod do y nasha aao mere sath, Dekho y Jangal kitna khubsoorat hai, aao duniya dekho....?

cheeta nay 1 pal socha aur chohey k sath daudane laga...

Aage DRUGS ka nasha karte hue hathi dikha !
Chuha: Hathi mere bhai.. chod do y nasha aao mere sath, Dekho y Jangal kitna khubsoorat hai, aao duniya dekho....? hathi bhi join ho liya...

Aage 1 sher WISHKEY ka peg bana raha tha ?
chuhe ne use bhi same bola....
sher na glass side me rakhkar chuhe to 5-6 thappad mare....

Hathi Seer say: ye kya kar rahe hooo.....?
are ye to hame jindgi ki tarf ley ja raha hai...!
Kyun mera bechare ko ?

Sher:.... Yeh kamina jab bhi BHANG pita hai  aise hi bolta hai..
3 bar pura jangal ghum chuka hu iske sath.....?

Ha.. Haaa....

Jokes on Pagal, SMS on Pagal, Jokes on Mental Hospital

Ek hospital me sare pagal nach rahe the.

Ek Pagal Chup Chap baitha.

Dr. ne pucha Tum Q shanti se baithe ho?


Pagal-Bewakuf,main Dulha hoon...

Love marriage

Luv Marriage Ka Mtlb Apni Grlfrnd Ko wife Bnana

Arrange Marriage Ka Mtlb

SochO.?


Kisi Or Ki Grlfrnd Ko Wife Bnana


Rista Wahi Soch Nai