Five Pearls of Wishdom to Remeber

1) Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in BMW than on a cycle;

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2) Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name;

3) Help a men when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again;

4) Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them;

5) Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then, neither does milk;